Funny Quotes Sayings



Funny Quotes Saying

Funny Quotes Saying

Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present..Its just that,One loves too much and
The other loves too many,

Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my
salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the
company..!

Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and Just few hours left for your exams..!

Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise
man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only girl I
ever loved.!"
Boy: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!


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