Free Funny Quotes

Let them eat cake. But make sure it's someone else's cake, because this cake is mine.

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

A Computer once beat me at chess, but it was not match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen. ~ La Rochefoucauld

“Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.” – Anonymous

Don't find love, let love find you.
That's why it's called falling in love,
because you don't force
yourself to fall, you just fall.

Love is when you look into someone’s eyes and find everything you need. ~ Anonymous

A GREAT relationship isn't when perfect couple comes together, but when an imperfect couple
learns to enjoy their differences.